Andrei Codrescu
A Play For The Russian Theatre
This cold, now... Did you bring it, Igor?
I did, Madame. I knew your taste.
It is a little hard on my tonsils, and my feet
are very small...
Forgive me, Madam.
You have such big piles, Igor. You must have them
burnt by a Gipsy.
At least three times I walked as far to do it and,
every time, I thought of you. I will not disappoint
you, Madam.
Aaaahnnngggkkkk!
Forgive me, Madam.
The sickle, Igor! You forgot the sickle! How could
that be?
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
What is that, Igor? It thrills me so much more than
any sickle would.
It is crude oil, Madam. And, if I may add, a piece of
glass.
You thrill me, handsome Igor. Take this to your
regiment.
Thank you, Madam.
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