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is a useful and versatile instrument for lovers
designed originally for self-examination of the eye or larynx,
a new attachment developed by scientists at the Handspring Corporation
now extends its use to ventricular investigation
with the autoscope you can study your heart yourself right at home at
    one tenth the cost of a hospital cat-scan
find out what your heart is like
no need to open the thoracic cavity with an expensive and perhaps
    risky surgical procedure
does it look like the mechanism supplied to the late Barney Clark in
    Salt Lake City
who has been proposed for angelhood in the Church of the Latter Day
    Saints?
or does it resemble the symbolic heart of St. Valentine’s Day, perhaps
    in a setting of white paper lace with a small bird perched in its middle?
or even the Sacred Heart of Our Lord which we see in old wood en-
    gravings with the rays of sanctity shooting out of it like
    porcupine quills, an unlikely phenomenon in these days of doom
    and abominations?
however it looks, the autoscope will help you to achieve a more
    healthy and fully-rounded emotional life
and at slight additional cost you can acquire the new Handspring
    multimedia model of the autoscope
right in your own living room, with our battery model or plugged into
    an ordinary wall socket
you can hear your heart speak as well as observe it, you can look and
    listen simultaneously, a unique Handspring feature
you can learn what your heart is saying as it expands and contracts
    in its diastoles and systoles
you can pick up and decode its messages
for the Handspring Model MM, with built-in minichip, is programmed to
    give you the name of the person, or persons, your heart is really
    addressing in its ceaseless succession of rhythmic susurrations
your heart’s message may not be what you expect, you may be in for
    some surprises
can you afford not to know what your heart is trying to tell you?
can you afford to ignore its suggestions?
send at once for free illustrated brochure to Division R, The
    Handspring Corporation, Box 606, Norfolk, Ct., 06058
A 22 cent stamp (only 14 cents for a postcard) may change your
    whole emotional life
Handspring autoscopes are moderately priced, delivery is prepaid
    by UPS, and all assemblies and parts are guaranteed for one
    year. Snakeskin travel cases for your autoscope are extra.