A Garland of imperatives
Don’t let me ever catch you doing that again.
Stop screaming.
Hold mummy’s hand.
Don’t expect me to do your work for you.
Stop talking.
If you think the answer is (A), tick (A).
Don’t pitch your expectations too high.
Get a suit.
If you think you could be a member of our team, apply today.
Don’t play radios etc after 11p.m.
Take more exercise.
Use a condom.
Don’t leave the push-chair in the hall.
Get some ear-plugs.
Call in and ask about our incredible 0% mortgage offer.
Don’t blame me if we go bust.
Clear your desk.
Transform your life by a course of meditation.
Don’t miss this chance to win a holiday for two in Tahiti.
Open another bottle.
Do something about the garden.
Don’t bloody well tell me you never slept with her.
Pay the gas bill.
Introduce your child to the enchanting world of Peter Rabbit.
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magazine list
- Features
- zines
- 10th Muse
- 14
- Acumen
- Agenda
- Ambit
- Angel Exhaust
- ARTEMISpoetry
- Atlas
- Blithe Spirit
- Borderlines
- Brando's hat
- Brittle Star
- Candelabrum
- Cannon's Mouth, The
- Chroma
- Coffee House, The
- Dream Catcher
- Equinox
- Erbacce
- Fabric
- Fire
- Floating Bear, The
- French Literary Review, The
- Frogmore Papers, The
- Global Tapestry
- Grosseteste Review
- Homeless Diamonds
- Interpreter's House, The
- Iota
- Journal, The
- Lamport Court
- London Magazine, The
- Magma
- Matchbox
- Matter
- Modern Poetry in Translation
- Monkey Kettle
- Moodswing
- Neon Highway
- New Welsh Review
- North, The
- Oasis
- Obsessed with pipework
- Orbis
- Oxford Poetry
- Painted, spoken
- Paper, The
- Pen Pusher Magazine
- Poetry Cornwall
- Poetry London
- Poetry London (1951)
- Poetry Nation
- Poetry Review, The
- Poetry Salzburg Review
- Poetry Scotland
- Poetry Wales
- Private Tutor
- Purple Patch
- Quarto
- Rain Dog
- Reach Poetry
- Review, The
- Rialto, The
- Second Aeon
- Seventh Quarry, The
- Shearsman
- Smiths Knoll
- Smoke
- South
- Staple
- Strange Faeces
- Tabla Book of New Verse, The
- Thumbscrew
- Tolling Elves
- Ugly Tree, The
- Weyfarers
- Wolf, The
- Yellow Crane, The