Dorothy Nimmo
Two Men and a Pig
My name is Joseph Henderson.
My brother’s name is Matthew Henderson.
The pig’s name is MacDonald.
I was called after my father.
Matthew was called after our uncle.
The pig was called after the hamburgers.
I weigh twelve and a half stone.
Matthew weighs thirteen odd.
We haven’t weighed the pig yet.
I am forty-six years old.
Matthew is forty-four.
The pig is ten months.
I am wearing wellies, working trousers,
jacket, cap. Matthew is wearing boots,
waistcoat, no jacket. The pig is naked.
I am standing on the left,
Matthew is standing on the right.
The pig is upside down in the middle.
I am smiling.
Matthew is smiling.
The pig is not smiling.
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