Luke Slevin
My Uncle
My uncle is a nutter, barking mad and a really funny guy.
He makes me laugh. He is an Everton fan which highlights
how mad he is.
Last Sunday, he kept saying that I needed a girlfriend and that
I lack the knack of chatting up females. He is having a laugh.
More so after what he did when he tried to speak to a woman
in a shop. It was the most ridiculous chat-up line I‘ve ever
heard.
He goes "Are you Kim Bassinger‘s twin?". He told her he
fancied Kim Bassinger and said, "That means I fancy you,
darling." Like me she was speechless. Afterwards, he asked
for my verdict and I was frank with him. "Ridiculous!" I said
to him, "You reckon I‘ve got no knack chatting women up?"
and I spent the rest of the day laughing.
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