A Coach Trip
Bob’s Tours apologises
for the late departure of your coach.
This is due to the inebriation
of Florence, our sad mechanic.
If your ticket is overprinted
with ‘Destination Sweatshop’,
please refrain from leaving suddenly
by the emergency door.
Travellers bound for Casablanca,
Tombstone and Dodge City
should alight at the Forum Cinema
for an all-night screening of their youth.
Those who wish to visit
the Hall of Sex and Dreams
should keep their seats
as far as the Palais de Danse.
Our courier will meet you
on rainy Hard-Cheese Street
and bed you down for the night
in the one-star Treadmill Hotel.
Your coach will reach its destination
on a day not clear to us
owing to an off-beat knock
somewhere deep within the engine.
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magazine list
- Features
- zines
- 10th Muse
- 14
- Acumen
- Agenda
- Ambit
- Angel Exhaust
- ARTEMISpoetry
- Atlas
- Blithe Spirit
- Borderlines
- Brando's hat
- Brittle Star
- Candelabrum
- Cannon's Mouth, The
- Chroma
- Coffee House, The
- Dream Catcher
- Equinox
- Erbacce
- Fabric
- Fire
- Floating Bear, The
- French Literary Review, The
- Frogmore Papers, The
- Global Tapestry
- Grosseteste Review
- Homeless Diamonds
- Interpreter's House, The
- Iota
- Journal, The
- Lamport Court
- London Magazine, The
- Magma
- Matchbox
- Matter
- Modern Poetry in Translation
- Monkey Kettle
- Moodswing
- Neon Highway
- New Welsh Review
- North, The
- Oasis
- Obsessed with pipework
- Orbis
- Oxford Poetry
- Painted, spoken
- Paper, The
- Pen Pusher Magazine
- Poetry Cornwall
- Poetry London
- Poetry London (1951)
- Poetry Nation
- Poetry Review, The
- Poetry Salzburg Review
- Poetry Scotland
- Poetry Wales
- Private Tutor
- Purple Patch
- Quarto
- Rain Dog
- Reach Poetry
- Review, The
- Rialto, The
- Second Aeon
- Seventh Quarry, The
- Shearsman
- Smiths Knoll
- Smoke
- South
- Staple
- Strange Faeces
- Tabla Book of New Verse, The
- Thumbscrew
- Tolling Elves
- Ugly Tree, The
- Weyfarers
- Wolf, The
- Yellow Crane, The