Instructions for the Recently Deceased
1. Lie perfectly still. Do not attempt to breathe.
On no account try to call for help.
2. Soon you will feel very stiff. Do not be alarmed.
Don’t panic. Whatever you do don’t scream.
3. Then you will feel very cold. This is due to the
small space you once inhabited expanding.
4. Now discard previous notions of death. Everything
you heard before was from the Living. What do they know?
5. This is not the ‘dead zone’. If you see lights
do not ignore them - they are there for your guidance.
6. Do not hold onto the clouds, even if you suffer from
altitude sickness.
7. When you get there, answer all the questions. Remember,
it’s all done by telepathy.
8. If you see someone you know, do not articulate lachrymosely.
There will be opportunities for this later. Much later.
9. Soon you will understand why people believe in reincarnation.
Then you will be free to pursue your own interests.
10. Have a pleasant afterlife. It could be a long time.
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